Professor Elemental - A brief history

Professor Elemental was born with a silver spoon in his mouth. It was removed by doctors soon afterwards and remains in the British Museum of the Unpleasant to this very day. His father was a victim of a severe grinding accident whilst working on the creation of a new grinding machine, leaving baby Elemental to be raised under the watchful eye of his overprotective mother. Fed on a diet of pureed swan and old-fashioned British madness, he soon grew into one of the least respected and most ridiculed Professors to ever be turned away from every London society (including the Cub Scouts and the WI). Undeterred, he continues to work tirelessly on inventions that are both unwanted and unwelcome in polite society with the aid of his trusty butler Pugh and his Augmented Oran tang Geoffrey. He enjoys dissection, gin and shrieking with maniacal giggles at inopportune moments.

Apequest

by Professor Elemental

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Take a time-travelling adventure with the Professor through 22 brand new tracks He narrowly escapes death at every turn! Hear his dangerous encounters cowboys, kings, dinosaurs and super villains as he works out what happened to his beloved ape, Geoffrey.

Includes PDF of the full script/lyrics for each song. The instrumentals are also available.

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  1. 1 The Replacement 02:03
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  2. 2 Theme Music (feat. Nick Maxwell) 01:58
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  3. 3 Prototype Trousers 00:18
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  4. 4 Tempus Fugitive 02:51
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  5. 5 How It Feels To Lose 1000 Apes 01:46
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  6. 6 Pterodactyl (feat. Sabira Jade) 04:14
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  7. 7 Trapped In The Kingdom Of The Bored 01:11
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  8. 8 Under Command Of The King (feat. Teej) 02:20
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  9. 9 Weird Weird West (feat. Steam Powered Giraffe) 03:59
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  10. 10 Trouser Malfunction 00:50
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  11. 11 The Inn At The End Of Time (feat. Nick Maxwell) 03:23
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  12. 12 Limbo 01:16
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  13. 13 Overdrive 02:31
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  14. 14 Future Shocked 00:31
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  15. 15 Confessions Of A Cab Driver (feat. Jon Clark) 01:18
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  16. 16 The Big Break-In 00:35
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  17. 17 End Of Level Boss (feat. Jon Clark) 03:43
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  18. 18 Crisis On Infinite Trousers 03:18
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  19. 19 The Voyage Home 01:12
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  20. 20 Home Sweet Home (feat. Hattie Snooks & Sabira Jade) 04:29
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  21. 21 Celebrate 02:50
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  22. 22 Closing Credits 08:03
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Apequest Instrumentals

Apequest Instrumentals

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15 instrumentals tracks from the album (with hooks and cuts) plus 5 bonus instrumentals (without hooks and cuts). MP3 320. More format options available via Bandcamp.

APEQUEST: The Comic

APEQUEST: The Comic

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Due in stock by 27/11/15

APEQUEST: The Full Script

APEQUEST: The Full Script

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The entire script to the epic Apequest album. Including full colour illustrations from the Apequest competition. Limited edition 25 page colour booklet.

APEQUEST BUNDLE
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APEQUEST BUNDLE

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CD, instrumentals download, lyric book & comic.

Professor Elemental Discography Bundle
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Professor Elemental Discography Bundle

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All physical Professor Elemental stock including: Apequest CD (plus instrumentals download), Father Of Invention CD, Giddy Limit CD, Rebel Without Applause CD, Elements of the Professor CD, Platter Of Platypuses Vinyl, 4 x Comics and Apequest Lyric Book.

APEQUEST on Bandcamp

Comics

There are 3 fantastic volumes of Professor Elemental's comic books available. You can get all of them from this page

The Giddy Limit

The Giddy Limit

by Professor Elemental

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  1. 1 All In Together 03:13 Free
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  2. 2 Don't Feed The Trolls 03:30
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  3. 3 Hat Full Of Sunshine (You're Fabulous Remix feat. Sound Assembly) 04:11
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  4. 4 Otto and Victoria 04:44
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  5. 5 Scoundrel 01:40
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  6. 6 You're Being Hunted 03:19
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  7. 7 Outside The Box 02:04
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  8. 8 Enter The Convention (Crespo's Comicon Remix) 02:55
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  9. 9 This Means War! 02:58
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  10. 10 Do The Boogaloo (feat. Tom Caruana) 02:12
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  11. 11 The Giddy Limit Bonus Mix by Nick Maxwell 42:54
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Multitrack Stems

Multitrack stems are the original studio files from recordings. We have started to make some of the Professor's tracks available for you to be able to have fun with. Mix, remix, whatever you like really, just remember to send any good versions over to us as we may well do something with them! CLICK THIS LINK TO => GRAB SOME PROFESSOR ELEMENTAL MULTITRACK STEMS. 

Father Of Invention

Father Of Invention

by Professor Elemental

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Download = MP3 (320)

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  1. 1 Welcome 00:39
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  2. 2 You're Invited 02:37
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  3. 3 An Englishmans's Home Is His Castle 02:24
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  4. 4 I'm British 02:58
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  5. 5 Back In The Swing Of Things (91 Remix) 03:21
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  6. 6 Oh Geoffery 03:43
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  7. 7 Hello My Pretty (interlude) 00:34
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  8. 8 You Remind Me Of A Car 03:07
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  9. 9 Animal Ice Cream 02:18
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  10. 10 So Long Sally 03:26
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  11. 11 The Great Race 02:54
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  12. 12 Zeppelin Steeplechase (interlude) 00:51
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  13. 13 Hat Full Of Sunshine (feat. Sadie Jemmett) 04:01
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  14. 14 A Little Tea Dance (interlude) 00:42
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  15. 15 Everything Stops For Tea 02:13
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  16. 16 This Is My Horse (Show Me Yours) 01:41
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  17. 17 Too Much Gin (interlude) 00:32
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  18. 18 The Attic 03:41
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  19. 19 The Duel (feat. Mr B The Gentleman Rhymer) 05:46
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  20. 20 All The Best 01:52
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The Indifference Engine

The Indifference Engine

by Professor Elemental

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  1. 1 Splendid 02:39
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  2. 2 Animal Magic 02:41
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  3. 3 Fighting Trousers 03:03
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  4. 4 Sweet Cold Colation (feat. Miss Sadie Bell) 02:22
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  5. 5 Quest for the Golden Frog 04:06
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  6. 6 Elixir 01:47
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  7. 7 A Fete Worse than Death 02:23
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  8. 8 Steam Powered (feat. Mr Jon Clark) 02:00
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  9. 9 Penny Dreadful 04:32
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  10. 10 Cup of Brown Joy (Tea Bag remix) 03:09
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Professor Elemental Albums

Each album also has it's own page
Click on the cover to explore different options
 
 

Podcast

Click on the face to get a free Professor podcast

Videos

This Is My Horse

I'm British

Cup of Brown Joy

Fighting Trousers

Links to Professor's stuff

For further adventures of the Professor (including tour dates and merch) visit the Professor Elemental website.
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